You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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