You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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