Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
