At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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