I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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