I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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