apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
My pussy is not your playground.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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