i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Boobs are out for the taking
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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