Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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