margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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