I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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