White coat. Heels.
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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