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ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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