another moral hangover. fuck.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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