And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
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You. Win. At. Life.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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