every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Randomize
