no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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