How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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