Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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