Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
apparently the secret to your success is patron
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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