oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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