Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I party with great urgency now.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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