We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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