he shaved USA in his pubs
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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