would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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