The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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