I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
nutella sex= disaster
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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