i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Did you just see the Batmobile???
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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