I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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