turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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