Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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