my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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