I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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