I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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