Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
