...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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