please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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