Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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