Taylor Swift is so right about you.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm both gender and math confused
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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