Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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