is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I don't deserve a penis
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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