people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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