porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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