ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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