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So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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