Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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