my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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