Have you finally orgasmed yet?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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