Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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