It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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