I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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