Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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