But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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